What. The. Fuck.

Just as I was starting to give Hillary Clinton a little respect for not repeatedly pointing out that she's female or playing the "gender card" during her campaign, she goes and says this:

"I want a long term relationship. I don't want to just have a one night stand with all of you." -- Sen. Hillary Clinton on the campaign trail in Bettendorf, Iowa, as quoted by ABC News.

Thanks Hillary. Thanks so much. Go ahead and build up that stupid ass stereotype that the only way women can understand anything is if you compare it to a relationship. What, did she watch those asinine Swiffer commercials where the woman breaks up with her mop and become inspired?

I'm going to go get some Advil, a towel and a bag of frozen peas, then bang my forehead into my keyboard about 20 times.